You can’t make this up

Florida woman blames cocaine in her purse on the wind because Florida: "I don't know anything about any cocaine. It's a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse." https://t.co/zbQPmRQ09L pic.twitter.com/f1ii9rO8wg

— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) April 6, 2018