This one’s a satire:
I don’t think it’s right that we celebrate birthday holidays like Washington’s birthday (which is the actual holiday) or King’s birthday on Mondays. How would you like it if I said to you ” Your birthday is on Thursday but I’m going to celebrate it on Monday because that’s more convenient for me.”
I figured out how we can move July 4th to a Monday. Rename it “Independence Day.”
Sad! 