The guy who posted Florida Man stuff has stopped but this would have fit right in.
A Florida man was arrested after calling police and asking them to test his meth's authenticity, according to officials. https://t.co/EPmgI9pRwS
— NBC News (@NBCNews) March 13, 2022
and there are these:
My favorite story of the morning. A Florida man is arrested after stealing a crossbow. He stuffed it down the front of his pants. I had so many funny one-liners in my mind when we aired this story, but since I need to remain employed, I kept my comments to myself. pic.twitter.com/mW6ilzHWoQ
— Jim Donovan (@jimdonovancbs3) February 24, 2022
Florida man allegedly stole $30,000 in live turtles while fixing a breeder’s refrigerator https://t.co/IKpMA1aaom
— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) March 17, 2022
#BREAKING: Authorities have responded to a shooting that took place near a Burger King in Northwest Miami-Dade that witnesses said was caused by an employee at the fast food restaurant.https://t.co/R8DiTOqL1C
— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) March 17, 2022
Sad! 