Someone took a picture from Trading Places that featured Eddie Murphy flanked by Ralph Bellamy and Don Ameche and made it into one with Herschel Walker with Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham. It goes back to Walker saying “erection” when he meant “election”.
Category: Humor
Funny tweets about Hardee’s
Hardee’s is in the news because of the seizure of Mike Lindell’s phone there.
Twitter thread on Cats Stealing Food in Still Life Paintings
My favorite blonde joke
Blonde jokes are generally based on baseless stereotypes of blonde women. For example “Why do blondes use panties? To keep their ankles warm.”
My favorite blonde joke (and there are lots of variations online) goes like this.
A blind guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a blonde joke.
The bartender says “Before you tell that joke, you ought to know that the guy sitting next to you is a wrestler who weighs 200 pounds and is blonde. The guy on the other side is a boxer and weighs 250 pounds. He’s blonde too. The guy next to him weighs 300 pounds and is a football player. He’s blonde and I am too. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?”
The blind guy says “Nah, now that I’d have to explain it four times.”
Great tweet on costumes
A Florida man
The guy who posted Florida Man stuff has stopped but this would have fit right in.
and there are these:
Putin memes remind me of the breakfast scene in Citizen Kane
In Citizen Kane, the breakfast table gets bigger and the gap between Kane and his wife expands as the marriage deteriorates.
Sad! 