Father level: expert. pic.twitter.com/IPbJ2ZHQjW

— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) June 30, 2022

A Florida man was arrested after calling police and asking them to test his meth's authenticity, according to officials. https://t.co/EPmgI9pRwS

— NBC News (@NBCNews) March 13, 2022

My favorite story of the morning. A Florida man is arrested after stealing a crossbow. He stuffed it down the front of his pants. I had so many funny one-liners in my mind when we aired this story, but since I need to remain employed, I kept my comments to myself. pic.twitter.com/mW6ilzHWoQ

— Jim Donovan (@jimdonovancbs3) February 24, 2022

Florida man allegedly stole $30,000 in live turtles while fixing a breeder’s refrigerator https://t.co/IKpMA1aaom

— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) March 17, 2022

#BREAKING: Authorities have responded to a shooting that took place near a Burger King in Northwest Miami-Dade that witnesses said was caused by an employee at the fast food restaurant.https://t.co/R8DiTOqL1C

— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) March 17, 2022

The best Putin massive table memes spotted on Twitter, a short thread: pic.twitter.com/KrfcIFuXdt

— Shaun Walker (@shaunwalker7) February 15, 2022