Category: Humor

Parodies on Trump NFTs

Tom Lehrer lyrics and albums are online for free

Tom Lehrer‘s satirical songs were popular in the early 1960s.

Great alteration of a Trading Places photo into a Herschel Walker photo

Someone took a picture from Trading Places that featured Eddie Murphy flanked by Ralph Bellamy and Don Ameche and made it into one with Herschel Walker with Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham. It goes back to Walker saying “erection” when he meant “election”.

Funny tweets about Hardee’s

Hardee’s is in the news because of the seizure of Mike Lindell’s phone there.

My favorite blonde joke

Blonde jokes are generally based on baseless stereotypes of blonde women. For example “Why do blondes use panties? To keep their ankles warm.”

My favorite blonde joke (and there are lots of variations online) goes like this.

A blind guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a blonde joke.

The bartender says “Before you tell that joke, you ought to know that the guy sitting next to you is a wrestler who weighs 200 pounds and is blonde. The guy on the other side is a boxer and weighs 250 pounds. He’s blonde too. The guy next to him weighs 300 pounds and is a football player. He’s blonde and I am too. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?”

The blind guy says “Nah, now that I’d have to explain it four times.”

A Florida man

The guy who posted Florida Man stuff has stopped but this would have fit right in.

and there are these:

The customer attacked the employee with mayonnaise!