Perspective: A martini may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but at least the drink shines as a crisp sip for the right elegant occasion. The Veltini, on the other hand, looks as if someone had dumped a cheese plate into lukewarm bathwater. https://t.co/oKumpUUMPk

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 24, 2022

How do you make a Velveeta martini? (Sorry, "Veltini.")

Mix Velveeta-infused vodka, olive brine and vermouth together. Top with a cocktail pick of Velveeta-stuffed olives and Jumbo Velveeta Shells & Cheese – and a "cheese drip." Cheers? https://t.co/vNXzci2T3s

— MarketWatch (@MarketWatch) July 21, 2022

Friday cocktail? @hodakotb and @JennaBushHager tried a ‘veltini’ — basically, a Velveeta martini🍸😳 pic.twitter.com/YOUKve3Vic

— TODAY with Hoda & Jenna (@HodaAndJenna) July 22, 2022

I ordered a 9-inch Pizza.
After a while, the waiter brought two 5-inch pizzas and said, the 9-inch pizza was not available and he was giving me two 5-inches Pizzas instead, and that I am getting 1 inch more for free!
I requested the waiter to call the owner.
1/3

— roychandan (@cretiredroy) June 30, 2022

In sad news, end of an era.

>America's last Howard Johnson's restaurant has closed#BadEconomy https://t.co/LCvz2Vkwdg

— A. Rivera (@bloodravenlib) June 1, 2022

Howard Johnson’s, RIP. https://t.co/xCxQ6oAdzo

— Timothy Noah (@TimothyNoah1) June 1, 2022

Springfield-style cashew chicken (Springfield, MO) — distinguished from the popular Chinese-American dish by deep-frying rather than stir-frying the chicken pic.twitter.com/mo4TA6jEqy

— Regional American Food (@RegionalUSFood) May 22, 2022

A Texas mother learned an important lesson about leaving her phone unlocked after her 2-year-old son accidentally ordered 31 McDonald's cheeseburgers from DoorDash https://t.co/CoLx8yjccw

— CNN (@CNN) May 21, 2022