New York Post tweet on NASA sending naked pictures into space

NASA to launch naked pictures of humans to space in hope of 'attracting aliens' https://t.co/ybOTTWPHmk pic.twitter.com/0PjhpXmupc
— New York Post (@nypost) May 3, 2022

A Founding Father and a whalebone

I learned something from this tweet which was posted after the Supreme Court draft was leaked.

Gouverneur Morris, who wrote the final draft of the constitution, died because he put a whale bone up his dick. I think it's OK to edit the document.
— Allen Ivermectin (@FanSince09) May 3, 2022

A whalebone up your penis? Ouch!! This sounds almost as bad as the Bobbits. I’m kind of sensitive about this stuff. I have had bladder cancer twice and had medical equipment stuck up my penis about 25-30 times. Trust me, it’s painful.

I decided more research on Morris was necessary.

2018 Darwin Awards

He could have used a catheter. They already had them.

This is not the only bizarre thing about Morris:

The Wild Life of Gouverneur Morris, the Most Mysterious Founding Father of Them All

Thanks to Twitter and the rest of the Internet for the education.

Watch out for the turkey!

A turkey, terrorizing Washington, D.C. residents, crosses state boundaries into Maryland and is eluding five agencies from as many jurisdictionshttps://t.co/C1Nlb6FEu3
— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) May 2, 2022

US metro homicide and crash fatality rates

Look at Baltimore

The safest places to live in America are New York, San Francisco, and Seattle, and it’s not even close https://t.co/GTEJiJ5je3
— Jake Gotta 🚲 (@jake_gotta) April 30, 2022

Media gives coverage to Trump rallies they don’t give to Democrats

Examples from the New York Times and Washington Post. It’s very unfair to Democrats.

Will the Times promote rallies by Democrats, too? The media is addicted to Trump.
— Harris Levy (@HarrisL585) May 2, 2022

I assume there’s a Democratic primary, too. Have you covered it? The media is addicted to Trump.
— Harris Levy (@HarrisL585) May 2, 2022

It's true folks are waiting for this race on Tuesday. Trump has endorsed Vance https://t.co/EGoIVnnlqE
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 1, 2022

The Post is covering it. https://t.co/dWMp7M5U3Y
— Harris Levy (@HarrisL585) May 1, 2022

I don’t think the Trump cult will care about what Cawthorn did

Why not? MAGA voters don’t care about this. Why should they object to Cawthorn? https://t.co/M9itgrSJd9
— Harris Levy (@HarrisL585) April 29, 2022

Republicans who have voted in ways to help Russia

I’m sure they made Trump happy.

17 Russian Republican members of the US House vote to surrender Ukraine’s neighbor Moldova to Putin:

Biggs
Bishop
Boebert
Cawthorn
Cloud
Clyde
Gosar
Greene
Harris
Hice
Higgins
Massie
Nehls
Norman
Perry
Roy
Steube
— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) April 28, 2022

Ten Republicans voted against the Ukrainian Defense Land Lease Act, which passed the House, 417-10.

The 10, per @kristin__wilson:

Andy Biggs
Paul Gosar
Scott Perry
Dan Bishop
Matt Gaetz
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Tom Massie
Ralph Norman
Warren Davidson
Tom Tiffany
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) April 28, 2022

Evil Republican lies and attacks on voting

Far from the US-Mexico border, the Republican obsession with the fiction of a stolen election has spawned a newer cause for fear of illegal immigration. My latest from Ohio. https://t.co/HxqcA1kFPn
— Jazmine Ulloa (@jazmineulloa) April 28, 2022

SPECIAL REPORT: We counted 8 attempts to gain unauthorized access to voting systems since the 2020 election. All involved Republican officeholders or party activists who have advanced Trump’s fraud falsehoods or conspiracies about rigged voting machines.https://t.co/fw9E1EZcaU
— Alexandra Ulmer (@AlexandraUlmer) April 28, 2022

A former judge appointed by George H.W. Bush, who advised Pence during January 6, lays out the Republican plan to steal the 2024 election—and how to stop it. https://t.co/Qsnif0wDkI
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) April 27, 2022

Update on Wisconsin gerrymandering

Wisconsin’s Supreme Court approved new legislative maps drawn by Republicans, reversing its ruling favoring the Democratic governor’s maps. The ruling essentially locks in Republican majorities in the State Assembly and State Senate for the next decade. https://t.co/esGOgTb8cS
— The New York Times (@nytimes) April 16, 2022

After the WI Supreme Court initially picked Evers’s maps, SCOTUS told them to try again with new criteria. Predictably, that resulted in the GOP’s maps being chosen. https://t.co/k4mB51zozA
— Nathaniel Rakich (@baseballot) April 15, 2022

Wisconsin Democrats thought they had won the redistricting war, by winning the governorship and state judicial races. They didn’t count on the Supreme Court, which has bolstered Republican efforts with more cases in the wings. @colbyitkowitz @daveweigel https://t.co/qX2gggD2MR
— Matea Gold (@mateagold) April 15, 2022

Pennsylvania Senate primary poll

New Monmouth poll of #PASen primaries; no pure horse race #s but voters are asked who they're "very likely" to support. Top in both primaries:

(Dems)
Fetterman: 44%
Lamb: 23%
Kenyatta: 14%

(GOP)
Oz: 22%
McCormick: 19%
Barnette: 18%
Sands: 9%
Bartos: 7%https://t.co/GROygnQoIg
— David Weigel (@daveweigel) April 27, 2022

Spot the differences.https://t.co/W9qhGJj3qx pic.twitter.com/B9R7m6RdzD
— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) April 27, 2022