The stolen colon

BREAKING: WE HAVE RECOVERED THE STOLEN COLON. Thanks to a tip, officers found the giant, inflatable, pilfered intestine in a vacant house in the 7100 block of Virginia. No one in custody yet. Investigation is continuing. #stolencolon pic.twitter.com/QAILIr3G6d

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 29, 2018

And if you had not been fortunate enough to hear about the stolen colon, here's the story on it: https://t.co/sWWc8JbmEl

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 29, 2018

Someone stole a 10 ft long, 150 lb inflatable colon from the University of Kansas Cancer Center. Does anyone know the scope of the crime? Hopefully, there's no obstruction of justice. We need to flush out what happened here and get to the BOTTOM of it. https://t.co/1bPB1hynxr pic.twitter.com/tazoJx4Nsf

— Katie Couric (@katiecouric) October 24, 2018

Kansas City Police Need Your Help Tracking Down a Giant, Inflatable Colon — https://t.co/8hkg6xuBRO pic.twitter.com/OsbvmMHU94

— Mental Floss (@mental_floss) October 24, 2018