What would you call O. J. Simpson’s fantasy team?

The comments on this tweet are great. My favorite suggested team names are “Donovan McStab” and “The White Broncos”.

I believe Simpson is guilty of murder but I also am willing to believe that the prosecutors didn’t prove it. You get what you pay for. The government lawyers made a lot less money than Simpson’s “dream team”.

What does OJ name his fantasy team? https://t.co/AzSXfSPECZ

— Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) August 20, 2019

And now for some tasteless Simpson jokes:

1. Q: Did you know the Bills are going to re-sign O. J. A: He can still cut and run.
2. Q: Did you know that O. J. is going to take up hockey? A: You only get two minutes for slashing.
3. Q: What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and Jeffrey Dahmer? A: O. J. only ate one of his victims.
4. Q: Did you know O. J. is moving to West Virginia? A: All the DNA is the same there.

Andrew Luck you couldn’t have shared that news before I drafted you an hour ago? #andrewluck @Colts pic.twitter.com/szGO2Dik2i

— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) August 25, 2019

https://twitter.com/therealoj32/status/1237867032349032449?s=21