Two old jokes about genies:
A guy meets a genie who gives him one wish.
The guy says “I want you to build me a bridge to Hawaii.”
The genie says “That’s ridiculous. Think of something else.”
The guy says “Alright, I wish I understood women.”
The genie says “How many lanes do you want the bridge to have?”
A guy goes into a bar and puts a little man on the bar who starts playing piano.
The bartender asks how he got him.
The guy says “I got three wishes from a genie and got this with one of them.”
The bartender says “Can I have a wish?”
The guy says “Alright.”
The bartender says “I wish I had a million bucks. ” The bar starts filling up with ducks.
The bartender says “I didn’t ask for a million ducks.”
The guy says “Well, I didn’t ask for a 12 inch pianist either.”