I learned something from this tweet which was posted after the Supreme Court draft was leaked.
A whalebone up your penis? Ouch!! This sounds almost as bad as the Bobbits. I’m kind of sensitive about this stuff. I have had bladder cancer twice and had medical equipment stuck up my penis about 25-30 times. Trust me, it’s painful.
I decided more research on Morris was necessary.
He could have used a catheter. They already had them.
This is not the only bizarre thing about Morris:
The Wild Life of Gouverneur Morris, the Most Mysterious Founding Father of Them All
Thanks to Twitter and the rest of the Internet for the education.