A Founding Father and a whalebone

I learned something from this tweet which was posted after the Supreme Court draft was leaked.

Gouverneur Morris, who wrote the final draft of the constitution, died because he put a whale bone up his dick. I think it's OK to edit the document.

— Allen Ivermectin (@FanSince09) May 3, 2022

A whalebone up your penis? Ouch!! This sounds almost as bad as the Bobbits. I’m kind of sensitive about this stuff. I have had bladder cancer twice and had medical equipment stuck up my penis about 25-30 times. Trust me, it’s painful.

I decided more research on Morris was necessary.

2018 Darwin Awards

He could have used a catheter. They already had them.

This is not the only bizarre thing about Morris:

The Wild Life of Gouverneur Morris, the Most Mysterious Founding Father of Them All

Thanks to Twitter and the rest of the Internet for the education.