Have you heard this joke?
A guy goes to a doctor because he has an orange penis.
The doctor says “Could you have gotten this from your wife?”
The guy says “No. My wife left me.”
The doctor says “Could you have gotten this at work?”
The guy says “No, I lost my job.”
The doctor says “What do you do all day?”
The guy says “I watch porno movies and eat Cheetos.”