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What would you call O. J. Simpson’s fantasy team?

The comments on this tweet are great. My favorite suggested team names are “Donovan McStab” and “The White Broncos”.

I believe Simpson is guilty of murder but I also am willing to believe that the prosecutors didn’t prove it. You get what you pay for. The government lawyers made a lot less money than Simpson’s “dream team”.

And now for some tasteless Simpson jokes:

  1. Q: Did you know the Bills are going to re-sign O. J. A: He can still cut and run.
  2. Q: Did you know that O. J. is going to take up hockey? A: You only get two minutes for slashing.
  3. Q: What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and Jeffrey Dahmer? A: O. J. only ate one of his victims.
  4. Q: Did you know O. J. is moving to West Virginia? A: All the DNA is the same there.

https://twitter.com/therealoj32/status/1237867032349032449?s=21

The 2020 election is going to be ugly

We have seen what the Trump strategy will be:

  1. He can’t win on the issues – most people support some gun control, Roe vs. Wade and keeping Obamacare.
  2. He is running on white supremacy to rile up his base and get them to vote.
  3. He will tear down his opponent just lie he did with Clinton. He will use pathetic name calling and lies. The media will help him spread his message.
  4. They will use edited/altered videos. They have already done this.
  5. If the economy goes into a recession, Trump will blame the Federal Reserve and won’t accept any responsibility.
  6. He will use foreign countries like Israel to divide American Democrats. He already wanted to get the Ukraine to help him attack Biden.
  7. If he loses, he won’t accept the results. I expect him to sue (like he does for everything else) and I won’t be surprised if he refuses to leave the White House.
  8. Republicans won’t stop Russian interference because it helps them. McConnell won’t even consider bills passed in the House.
  9. If it gets close to the election and polls show that he will lose, he will really ramp up these strategies. He is afraid of getting indicted which I hope happens as soon as he leaves office.

Democrats need to run on the issues, not his lack of morals. Clinton tried that in 2016 and it failed. The public knew he was a bad person and elected him anyway.

Pundits:

Bill Walton’s wild baseball broadcast

Walton says crazy stuff about baseball, not just basketball. He said Mike Trout was swimming upstream when he hit a home run! It’s obvious his mind is gone from listening to too many Grateful Dead records.

The Great McGinty on TCM 8/13/19 at 8 pm

The Great McGinty (1940) was the first film directed by Preston Sturges and it’s one of his best.

It was released on Blu-ray on 1/14/20.

Carlson says white supremacy is a hoax

It’s real.

Trump lies about Article II of the Constitution

He lied when he said he can do what he wants. The president is subject to oversight from Congress.

Many people would have been fired if they made “Go back” comments like Trump

Trump makes it harder to get food stamps

He gives tax breaks to rich people instead.

Ross must go

This is bad. Trump has made many poor choices for the cabinet.

No Matter What Shape (You’re Stomach’s In)

“No Matter What Shape (You’re Stomach’s In)” was a 1965 instrumental single by the T-Bones that was based on the music for an Alka-Seltzer commercial.

It was recorded by The Wrecking Crew; a different group of musicians went on the road when the record became a hit. The commercial was created by Stewart Greene who passed away earlier this month.